ravyn_ashling: (LE SHOQUE!)
Last Friday, my team mate had a bit of a brawl with super glue and asked if she could use my cutter to chop the tip off and set the glue loose. I lent it to her, neither of us expecting that three days later we won't be able to use it anymore.
Me: DUDE. YOU TURNED MY CUTTER INTO EXCALIBUR.
Her: Shit I'm sorry, tsong. ('tsong' = mate/buddy/uncle/bro; we take our genderbend in the office very seriously.)
Me: No, it's cool. When Arthur, our Once and Future King arrives, all will be right again.
Her: *LOLWTFKK*
Me: And if Merlin arrives with him as well, the both of them could finally ~*fulfill their destiny*~ ;3; and I'll get to witness it all and I'll be like...



Me: ... yeah.

Speaking of genderbend, eh, I don't get born-this-way genderbend at all. It's hot when Merlin accidentally turns himself into a girl and Arthur gets very curious about how his boyfriend would feel all supple and squishy and smooth and stuff, and I wouldn't stop Inception!Arthur from making forged!hotchick!Eames scream and for more of his cock inside, but if the story starts off with someone being female from birth? Totally ruins the point of shipping a slash couple.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who feels this way? I don't have anything against heterosexual sex, and before anyone asks, no, nothing in particular brought this on, but I've been having this issue since Harry/Draco and just felt like getting it out now. :p I don't have very many squicks and pet peeves when it comes to fic, but this one has got to be high up on the list of the few I do and is probably the one thing, apart from horrid grammar, that will make hit the back button like--



What about you guys? What are your top fandom pet peeves? Entertain me, f-list. I have a shit tonne of work to do, and I need a little distraction or I might go crazy.

Another one of mine from Merlin fandom (although this is easily ignored and I've never allowed it to ruin the experience of reading for me) is when, in modern AU fics, Merlin and Arthur realise they were named after The King Arthur and Sorcerer Merlin, then all of a sudden AU!Arthur has a Morgana for a sister (this especially, because I do not understand why parents would name their daughter after someone who in legends tried to kill their son's namesake) and/or AU!Merlin has a Guinevere and Lancelot for friends. IDK IDK, fuck my nearly obsessive sense of logic? Anyway, it really has never stopped me from finishing and enjoying fic. It just irks me enough to make me cringe a bit.



But, no matter, Merlin fandom. Even if you do tiny things that baffle me sometimes, our love, it's a lot like this, y'know:




PS. If anyone knows who the genius behind above artwork is, I would really love to find out who they are so I may give proper worshiping and stuff. Idgaf if the artist did not intend it to be Merly and Arfur and I've actually just gotten too obsessed with this fandom to function outside of it, THEY NEED TO BE GIVEN MY DEVOTION. If only for this piece of wonder, if only for a while.

PPS. I am trying very, very, very hard to answer that versus meme thing, but I am very fickle, f-list. Like Brian Kinney. D: Only maybe less hot.
ravyn_ashling: (LE SHOQUE!)
Last Friday, my team mate had a bit of a brawl with super glue and asked if she could use my cutter to chop the tip off and set the glue loose. I lent it to her, neither of us expecting that three days later we won't be able to use it anymore.
Me: DUDE. YOU TURNED MY CUTTER INTO EXCALIBUR.
Her: Shit I'm sorry, tsong. ('tsong' = mate/buddy/uncle/bro; we take our genderbend in the office very seriously.)
Me: No, it's cool. When Arthur, our Once and Future King arrives, all will be right again.
Her: *LOLWTFKK*
Me: And if Merlin arrives with him as well, the both of them could finally ~*fulfill their destiny*~ ;3; and I'll get to witness it all and I'll be like...



Me: ... yeah.

Speaking of genderbend, eh, I don't get born-this-way genderbend at all. It's hot when Merlin accidentally turns himself into a girl and Arthur gets very curious about how his boyfriend would feel all supple and squishy and smooth and stuff, and I wouldn't stop Inception!Arthur from making forged!hotchick!Eames scream and for more of his cock inside, but if the story starts off with someone being female from birth? Totally ruins the point of shipping a slash couple.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who feels this way? I don't have anything against heterosexual sex, and before anyone asks, no, nothing in particular brought this on, but I've been having this issue since Harry/Draco and just felt like getting it out now. :p I don't have very many squicks and pet peeves when it comes to fic, but this one has got to be high up on the list of the few I do and is probably the one thing, apart from horrid grammar, that will make hit the back button like--



What about you guys? What are your top fandom pet peeves? Entertain me, f-list. I have a shit tonne of work to do, and I need a little distraction or I might go crazy.

Another one of mine from Merlin fandom (although this is easily ignored and I've never allowed it to ruin the experience of reading for me) is when, in modern AU fics, Merlin and Arthur realise they were named after The King Arthur and Sorcerer Merlin, then all of a sudden AU!Arthur has a Morgana for a sister (this especially, because I do not understand why parents would name their daughter after someone who in legends tried to kill their son's namesake) and/or AU!Merlin has a Guinevere and Lancelot for friends. IDK IDK, fuck my nearly obsessive sense of logic? Anyway, it really has never stopped me from finishing and enjoying fic. It just irks me enough to make me cringe a bit.



But, no matter, Merlin fandom. Even if you do tiny things that baffle me sometimes, our love, it's a lot like this, y'know:




PS. If anyone knows who the genius behind above artwork is, I would really love to find out who they are so I may give proper worshiping and stuff. Idgaf if the artist did not intend it to be Merly and Arfur and I've actually just gotten too obsessed with this fandom to function outside of it, THEY NEED TO BE GIVEN MY DEVOTION. If only for this piece of wonder, if only for a while.

PPS. I am trying very, very, very hard to answer that versus meme thing, but I am very fickle, f-list. Like Brian Kinney. D: Only maybe less hot.
ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (prince hurrfurr!)
The next time I bitch at someone with a voice that sexy over the phone, smack me? I'd assumed the bastard would be like local radio jockeys or someshit--all godlike disembodied voice, horrifying to look at IRL.

But.

OHMYFUCKING GOD WHAT IS TALL AND LEAN AND SUCH NICE HAIR AND CLOTHES AND THE CUTEST EYES. D: D8 DX



/HARAKIRI

ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (prince hurrfurr!)
The next time I bitch at someone with a voice that sexy over the phone, smack me? I'd assumed the bastard would be like local radio jockeys or someshit--all godlike disembodied voice, horrifying to look at IRL.

But.

OHMYFUCKING GOD WHAT IS TALL AND LEAN AND SUCH NICE HAIR AND CLOTHES AND THE CUTEST EYES. D: D8 DX



/HARAKIRI

ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (arthur/merlin)


Internet was down nearly the entire weekend, and is taking its sweet time downloading Merlin 308 at the moment (WHAT IS NINE HOURS, AND THEN THIRTEEN, THEN A DAY OF FUCKING TORTURE IT'S LIKE I'M ON DIAL UP DX), so I had to take to streaming that stops every three to five minutes, but I have seen it and OH MY GOD I LOVE IT. ;w; Needs more Gwaine and sexy confessions in the perilous lands and knights treating Merlin like a damsel in distress when Merlin just talks to dangerous magical creatures as if they're naughty little puppies (whar be djskhfkshfks dragonvoice, though? :<) and Guinevere no longer being oblivious about every thing and Arthur + Gwaine + Merlin rolling in the fields of joy + love + sexytiemz forever kthxbai.

Also, I come bearing gifts! :D )




NO. HYPERVENTILATES.
ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (arthur/merlin)


Internet was down nearly the entire weekend, and is taking its sweet time downloading Merlin 308 at the moment (WHAT IS NINE HOURS, AND THEN THIRTEEN, THEN A DAY OF FUCKING TORTURE IT'S LIKE I'M ON DIAL UP DX), so I had to take to streaming that stops every three to five minutes, but I have seen it and OH MY GOD I LOVE IT. ;w; Needs more Gwaine and sexy confessions in the perilous lands and knights treating Merlin like a damsel in distress when Merlin just talks to dangerous magical creatures as if they're naughty little puppies (whar be djskhfkshfks dragonvoice, though? :<) and Guinevere no longer being oblivious about every thing and Arthur + Gwaine + Merlin rolling in the fields of joy + love + sexytiemz forever kthxbai.

Also, I come bearing gifts! :D )




NO. HYPERVENTILATES.
ravyn_ashling: (arthur/eames)
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WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.


On the bright side of things: can haz moar icon space yay! thanks to the lovely [livejournal.com profile] chaosmaka and [livejournal.com profile] merlin_love. ;o; ♥
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WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.


On the bright side of things: can haz moar icon space yay! thanks to the lovely [livejournal.com profile] chaosmaka and [livejournal.com profile] merlin_love. ;o; ♥
ravyn_ashling: (しんゆう)
Obviously, I have been away from fandom for too long because I only found out about the Finally! Going! Worldwide! thing a couple hours ago. From [livejournal.com profile] kawaiiysa's plurk, which led me to Anni's post, which contains nearly everything I have in mind, which therefore makes it awesome. (Linking to Pippa's, too, because DAMN RIGHT, YOU SAID IT BBGIRL, ILU.)

Obviously, Johnny wants all your stinking money and planted Jin (you see what I did there? XD) while dragging the rest of the lot all over Asia (Obviously, the Philippines ain't in Asia) to force you all to spend twice--thrice--a gajillionty times! on the boys, and leave yourselves only wanting moar moar moar asap. He'll prolly ninja in a complete sixsome tour right after or sth for the hell of it, like surprise buttsex, and we'll all just bite down and bend over and love it.

Obviously, I will be doing my goddamn hardest to make it to the Bangkok show. Because Thailand is sexay. WHO'S GOING THERE, TOO?

Obviousl--it is way past my bed time. I will attempt to make a more decent post, complete with RL updates for those who give a damn about them, tomorrow.


o/ ♥


EDIT:
He agreed to three concerts on June 19-20 at the Club Nokia venue at the L.A. Live complex. It is said that he will perform the shows entirely in English. [Tokyograph]

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. =))
ravyn_ashling: (しんゆう)
Obviously, I have been away from fandom for too long because I only found out about the Finally! Going! Worldwide! thing a couple hours ago. From [livejournal.com profile] kawaiiysa's plurk, which led me to Anni's post, which contains nearly everything I have in mind, which therefore makes it awesome. (Linking to Pippa's, too, because DAMN RIGHT, YOU SAID IT BBGIRL, ILU.)

Obviously, Johnny wants all your stinking money and planted Jin (you see what I did there? XD) while dragging the rest of the lot all over Asia (Obviously, the Philippines ain't in Asia) to force you all to spend twice--thrice--a gajillionty times! on the boys, and leave yourselves only wanting moar moar moar asap. He'll prolly ninja in a complete sixsome tour right after or sth for the hell of it, like surprise buttsex, and we'll all just bite down and bend over and love it.

Obviously, I will be doing my goddamn hardest to make it to the Bangkok show. Because Thailand is sexay. WHO'S GOING THERE, TOO?

Obviousl--it is way past my bed time. I will attempt to make a more decent post, complete with RL updates for those who give a damn about them, tomorrow.


o/ ♥


EDIT:
He agreed to three concerts on June 19-20 at the Club Nokia venue at the L.A. Live complex. It is said that he will perform the shows entirely in English. [Tokyograph]

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. =))

Oh, hello.

Jan. 20th, 2010 12:14 am
ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (unf.)
First post of the new year, and

HOLY MOTHER F---- GOD MOTHER OF PEARL AND ALL THINGS HOLY IMMORTAL UNF SAKURAI SHO.
*_* *A* *_*


I never thought the day would come, but guess what? It has come.

Oh, hello.

Jan. 20th, 2010 12:14 am
ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (unf.)
First post of the new year, and

HOLY MOTHER F---- GOD MOTHER OF PEARL AND ALL THINGS HOLY IMMORTAL UNF SAKURAI SHO.
*_* *A* *_*


I never thought the day would come, but guess what? It has come.
ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (not happy)
Okay. Remember what I said in this entry about not being into Kpop boys? Well.

UM. )

Also, is it safe to think that G-dragon = Korean male Lady Gaga? Because. H-h-heart breaker! ♪




............ dammit. >A<;;

ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (not happy)
Okay. Remember what I said in this entry about not being into Kpop boys? Well.

UM. )

Also, is it safe to think that G-dragon = Korean male Lady Gaga? Because. H-h-heart breaker! ♪




............ dammit. >A<;;

ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (Default)
I know I said I missed your Bidou hair (and have even been planning to get myself a golden retriever and name him "Blonde Junno" OTL) but--




BITCH, WTAF
ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (Default)
I know I said I missed your Bidou hair (and have even been planning to get myself a golden retriever and name him "Blonde Junno" OTL) but--




BITCH, WTAF
ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (that's hot)
Spent the weekend over at [livejournal.com profile] ionnesaysrawr's place with [livejournal.com profile] purebloodqueen, and (only partly, because she had to be Cinderella, boo) [livejournal.com profile] aesires for our long overdue QoP slumber party. Lol, I've watched the DVD at least four times but there were still so many things I only got to notice then-- things that I can never unsee, even. (*stares pointedly at Nakamaru and Taguchi* I WILL NEVER LOOK AT TEN-G AND LOVEJUICE THE SAME WAY AGAIN. DX) Finally got Ionne to watch Bloody Monday as well, yay for brand new Fujimaru/Otoya fen! BesUesato Ryota/Ueda still wins the night, though. XD Oh f-list, you srsly need to re-watch SPARKING from the Real Face con, and see the sex between those two! I-it's, oozing, I tell you.


my little brother posing with the ghei rice balls i took home


Other than spazzing with the famiri, though, I've honestly not been very in touch with fandom lately. Part of the reason is that AlbertPC almost died on me a couple weeks ago, and I don't want to abuse him again just yet, in spite of his newfound powers. Also, I'm becoming a bit too bored with RL that it's affecting my fun online. I hope I get to teach soon, orz.

I have listened to Break the Records (yay, I remember the title! XD), and so far I really like all the solos (though less impressed with Ueda's compared to the rest), the sex that is WATER DANCE, and NEIRO and Kimi Michi, and I approve of the rap in White X'mas. ♥ Quite disappointed with SADISTIC LOVE, though lmao, "doggy style" -- SRSLY, KAT-TUN. WHAT. THE. FUCK. =))

I'd also been able to check out the first two episodes of Konkatsu!, and by 'check out' I mean I only watched the bits with Ueda in it. To see how he's doing. And he pretty much sucks, tbh. I can't even find him cute in it anymore! ;A; Not that I blame him, though? If they don't want him to do anything but smile and hover about the place? I just hope they really make his character gay. The boy deserves and can do better than this! D:

And I'm still wary about Smile, lol. I tried watching it but I couldn't get past, er, seeing Matsujun's face, krai. HE REALLY, REALLY HORRIFIES ME, OKAY. T^T Part of me wishes they'd got Nishikido to play the part instead so I would have absolutely no trouble following the drama because while Ryo can be a scary-ass bastard, I know I can always just stomp on him 8D Ryo is so obviously a Filipino anyway, and I kinda really want to. Only, Matsujun. Scary. I only liked him as Shin. >A<;; *shot by [livejournal.com profile] the_raccoondog and plenty others*

EDIT. LOL OK, I just found out from [livejournal.com profile] kitsunemd that Hayami Mokomichi is part Filipino. I srsly had no idea, though I joked about it a couple of times (he looks a bit like that kid actor, Jiro Manio. XD) WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE CHOSEN HIM? D:



.... okay, I just stared at this entry for about ten minutes before deciding I have nothing more to say. I need a life. >_>;
ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (that's hot)
Spent the weekend over at [livejournal.com profile] ionnesaysrawr's place with [livejournal.com profile] purebloodqueen, and (only partly, because she had to be Cinderella, boo) [livejournal.com profile] aesires for our long overdue QoP slumber party. Lol, I've watched the DVD at least four times but there were still so many things I only got to notice then-- things that I can never unsee, even. (*stares pointedly at Nakamaru and Taguchi* I WILL NEVER LOOK AT TEN-G AND LOVEJUICE THE SAME WAY AGAIN. DX) Finally got Ionne to watch Bloody Monday as well, yay for brand new Fujimaru/Otoya fen! BesUesato Ryota/Ueda still wins the night, though. XD Oh f-list, you srsly need to re-watch SPARKING from the Real Face con, and see the sex between those two! I-it's, oozing, I tell you.


my little brother posing with the ghei rice balls i took home


Other than spazzing with the famiri, though, I've honestly not been very in touch with fandom lately. Part of the reason is that AlbertPC almost died on me a couple weeks ago, and I don't want to abuse him again just yet, in spite of his newfound powers. Also, I'm becoming a bit too bored with RL that it's affecting my fun online. I hope I get to teach soon, orz.

I have listened to Break the Records (yay, I remember the title! XD), and so far I really like all the solos (though less impressed with Ueda's compared to the rest), the sex that is WATER DANCE, and NEIRO and Kimi Michi, and I approve of the rap in White X'mas. ♥ Quite disappointed with SADISTIC LOVE, though lmao, "doggy style" -- SRSLY, KAT-TUN. WHAT. THE. FUCK. =))

I'd also been able to check out the first two episodes of Konkatsu!, and by 'check out' I mean I only watched the bits with Ueda in it. To see how he's doing. And he pretty much sucks, tbh. I can't even find him cute in it anymore! ;A; Not that I blame him, though? If they don't want him to do anything but smile and hover about the place? I just hope they really make his character gay. The boy deserves and can do better than this! D:

And I'm still wary about Smile, lol. I tried watching it but I couldn't get past, er, seeing Matsujun's face, krai. HE REALLY, REALLY HORRIFIES ME, OKAY. T^T Part of me wishes they'd got Nishikido to play the part instead so I would have absolutely no trouble following the drama because while Ryo can be a scary-ass bastard, I know I can always just stomp on him 8D Ryo is so obviously a Filipino anyway, and I kinda really want to. Only, Matsujun. Scary. I only liked him as Shin. >A<;; *shot by [livejournal.com profile] the_raccoondog and plenty others*

EDIT. LOL OK, I just found out from [livejournal.com profile] kitsunemd that Hayami Mokomichi is part Filipino. I srsly had no idea, though I joked about it a couple of times (he looks a bit like that kid actor, Jiro Manio. XD) WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE CHOSEN HIM? D:



.... okay, I just stared at this entry for about ten minutes before deciding I have nothing more to say. I need a life. >_>;
ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (junjun rabu)
(and yes, I am very much aware that I did exactly the same just now, shutup.)

On 1st September, the magazine, Eye-ai, will be published.
It's an English magazine that introduces Japanese performing arts & culture.
It will be the October issue & Ueda is on the cover page.


[source]

... See, this is why I cannot concentrate on any work. OHMYFUCKOHMYFUCKITYWUCK. I AM SO GETTING THIS ISSUE FOR HIS AND MY BIRTHDAY. *OOO* ♥

EDIT. Wtf, LJ. Why are you bombarding me with ads on how to lose weight? Have you seen my arms!? DDx

EDIT2. I can have such MANUSCRIPT WOES. TAT )
ravyn_ashling: [almost famous] anita - one day, you'll be cool. (junjun rabu)
(and yes, I am very much aware that I did exactly the same just now, shutup.)

On 1st September, the magazine, Eye-ai, will be published.
It's an English magazine that introduces Japanese performing arts & culture.
It will be the October issue & Ueda is on the cover page.


[source]

... See, this is why I cannot concentrate on any work. OHMYFUCKOHMYFUCKITYWUCK. I AM SO GETTING THIS ISSUE FOR HIS AND MY BIRTHDAY. *OOO* ♥

EDIT. Wtf, LJ. Why are you bombarding me with ads on how to lose weight? Have you seen my arms!? DDx

EDIT2. I can have such MANUSCRIPT WOES. TAT )

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