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So. Summer for most people in my f-list = motherfucking shitty storms for us in this part of the world (and Canada, according to [livejournal.com profile] matchynishi). The only good thing about this is that I can wear cold weather clothes, which are like, my favourite fashion. Who's up for some sexy tiemz with a pretend school girl in knee-high lace-up leather boots today?

No? Why the fuck not. :(

Fine, go have some audiofic porn. You can add to the happiness by heading here! Also, some Merlin AU fluff:


Title: These blades of grass will do
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: G
Notes: Done as a submission by Team Yellow for the theme "high school au" at the Merlin/Arthur Party over at Tumblr.

{ while the world asks me for poems, with the two us, these blades of grass will do }
Work's been pretty much, well, not exactly hell but more like a war zone lately. I've got six billboard designs to finish by Monday, thirty lamp post banners following that, and a couple more flyer revisions on the side. I know I'm efficient, job, but this is kind of pushing it. Kind of. It would be cool if you didn't send us off to work on weekends--even if it was a team building seminar and could kind of count as a semi-vacation--and makes me say shit like this:
Mod Person: I want you guys to re-introduce yourself to the group and tell us something we don't know about you yet.
Me: Hi my name is Ginny, and I'm an advocate of LGBT rights.
Random Officemate: *begins to raise hand*
Me: That's Lettuce Grated-cheese Bacon and Tomato rights. I really like salad. :|
I could have said something about my having gone to college with my mum prior to entering pre-school or told them about how I got the scar beside my left eye, but this is what I do, guys. I take pleasure in messing with people's heads and making them look like fools without them realising it. But only sometimes. And never everyone or just anyone. Blame it on JK Rowling and her unfairness to Slytherins. IDEK you guys are welcome to defriend me any time. D8

I also do this:
Random Teammate #1: You know, that guy on your wallpaper... the thin one with the neckerchief, he really looks like one of my friends.
Me: WHAT'S HIS NAME AND WILL HE LET ME DRESS HIM UP AND TAKE PHOTOS OF HIM IN COMPROMISING POSITIONS WITH A HUNKY BLOND HOTTIE WITH CROOKED TEETH? oAo
Random Teammate #2: Lol. Well, let's see them on Facebook then!
Random Teammate #1: *does as he's told*
Random Teammate #2: Ohh, he's kind of really good-looking. Is he straight?
Random Teammate #1: Eh, no. ^^;;
Me: WHAT'S HIS NAME AND WILL HE LET ME FIND HIM A HUNKY BLOND BOYFRIEND WITH CROOKED TEETH SO THEY MAY FROLIC IN GOLDEN FIELDS AND FULFILL THEIR ONE TRUE DESTINY... IN BED!
Me: And will he be my sassy gay friend? :'D
Speaking of friends!




Hello, shiny new people! There's only four of you I've collected from the last multi-fandom friending meme, but imo that's all for the best for now, because I kind of suck at this Livejournaling thing lately anyway! BUT HELLO, HELLO! My name is Ginny, and I got this nickname because I share my birth name with my grandma (she's Maria Regina and I'm Regine Marie), which is so not cool, and not because I like to pretend I'm married to Harry Potter. I don't even like Ginny Weasley. Welcome to my journal! :D

I was dropped on my head thrice as a baby, so I'm a little weird in the noggin' but I'm generally amiable and loving and try to keep the crazy to a minimum, especially around people who aren't my RL x fandom friends, [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce, [livejournal.com profile] chaosmaka or [livejournal.com profile] uepixie. But if you want me for all of me, please feel free to tell me so! That would be super splendid.



multi-fandom whoring. we're doing it right.


You can also find me on Tumblr (where you can easily tell how much of a multi-fandom slut I am), Twitter and Facebook. Just let me know who you are and I'll add you back at once. ♥

Anyway, lunch break finished about an hour ago, so--


(happy birthday, you gorgeous bastard.)

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